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Columbia Business School · 1984

"If 40 of them came from one zoo in Omaha" — he won that debate, and forty years later told his own will to buy an index fund

Warren Buffett · The Superinvestors of Graham-and-Doddsville

He was not the first speaker. On 17 May 1984, Columbia Business School marked the fiftieth anniversary of Security Analysis with a seminar it had arranged as a fight: Michael Jensen of the University of Rochester — one of the hardest heads in the efficient-market camp — went first. His argument was that if a large crowd flips coins, a few will run long winning streaks by luck alone; the fund managers who beat the market year after year are those few. Not skill. Luck.

Then Buffett got up, picked Jensen's metaphor off the floor, and ran it further than Jensen had. He imagined 225 million Americans betting a dollar each on a coin flip every morning, losers dropping out, winners letting it all ride. After ten flips, about 220,000 are left. After twenty, 215 remain, each having turned a dollar into a little over a million. They start writing books called "How I Turned a Dollar into a Million in Twenty Days Working Thirty Seconds a Morning," and jetting around the country to seminars on efficient coin-flipping, taunting the skeptics: "If it can't be done, why are there 215 of us?"

Then he made his opponent's case for him: if 225 million orangutans had done the same thing, you would get the same 215 smug winners. The laugh came. Only then did the knife: but if you found that 40 of those winners came from one particular zoo in Omaha, you would go ask the zookeeper what he feeds them and what books they read. Omaha is where Buffett lives. He had put himself in the cage, then invited the room to go question the keeper.

The rest is nine tables. Walter Schloss, Tweedy Browne, his own wound-up partnership, Bill Ruane's Sequoia Fund, Charlie Munger, Rick Guerin, Stan Perlmeter, plus two pension funds he had steered toward value managers. Nine audited long-run records, all far ahead of the S&P 500, with almost no overlap in holdings — not one man calling the flip and fifty people echoing him. The one thing they share is an intellectual village: all trace back to Ben Graham, all look at two variables only, price and value. A concentration like that, he said, cannot be explained by chance.

What the talk left out is sitting inside the tables he printed himself. He writes that "this group has assumed far less risk than average." Yet Munger's partnership fell 31.9% in 1973 and another 31.5% in 1974 — both years much worse than the Dow. Guerin's Pacific Partners fell 42.1% and then 34.4%. By Mohnish Pabrai's account of what Buffett told him over a 2007 charity lunch (a paraphrase, not a transcript), Guerin was on margin, got the calls, and had to sell his Berkshire stock back to Buffett at around $40 a share. One of the nine superinvestors was nearly erased in those two years — and the word leverage never appears in the talk.

So how did it hold up? Partly. The most serious outside test came from AQR's Frazzini, Kabiller and Pedersen: Berkshire's Sharpe ratio for 1976–2011 was 0.76, the highest of any stock or mutual fund with more than thirty years of history. Not luck. But they also showed that once you control for two factors — betting-against-beta and quality-minus-junk — the alpha of Berkshire's public stock portfolio falls to 0.3% a year, statistically indistinguishable from zero; and that Buffett ran about 1.6-to-1 leverage, much of it insurance float costing only 2.2% a year, more than three points below T-bills. His edge was real. It was also translatable into a recipe you can now buy for a few basis points. Meanwhile Fama and French's 2020 re-examination found the monthly value premium for big value stocks falling from 0.36% (t = 2.91) in 1963–1991 to "a puny 0.05%" (t = 0.24) in 1991–2019.

The sharpest correction came from Buffett. In 1984 he wrote that "market prices are frequently nonsensical." In 2017, after winning a ten-year bet that an index fund would beat five funds-of-funds, he summed it up differently: "Though markets are generally rational, they occasionally do crazy things." And in his 2013 letter he had already published his instruction to the trustee of the cash left to his wife: "Put 10% of the cash in short-term government bonds and 90% in a very low-cost S&P 500 index fund. (I suggest Vanguard's.)" The man who called the efficient-market crowd the Flat Earth Society prescribed, for his own household, buying the whole market.